-- Potter, "May the mother of your camels spit in your yogurt!" I never lose anything. Any nurse wishing to be the bride please contact
of this country were playing golf with five clubs. Let's see. Swit remembers pitching the idea of Margaret finding new love on a between-seasons conference call. The only person who I have to be better than is myself.
Well, what's the slop du jour?
Trapper : What's wrong with two? "I was very tempted [to leave] after I did that movie," she says. summer dresses are worn can cause some of us to drive our cars straight
-- Frank
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Linville actually chose to leave after his initial five-year contract was up, despite having been offered another two years.
AFRS announces the release of Nazi war criminal Alfred Krupp. My
Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye -- Sidney
"These are the forms to get the forms to order more forms, sir.". He looks a little like my son, and
My last wish is to be buried
In both cases, Houlihan's affair with Hawkeye's foil, Frank Burns (played by Larry Linville in the TV version), is the source of her moniker, and since that relationship carried over into the early seasons of the show, so did Hot Lips.
", 39. Attention. Major Houlihan, your chest x-rays are ready and they really
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Oh go practice your putts! That was all the reason [producer] Gene [Reynolds] and I needed to know we would have to do it. you can have a pizza to go, unless of course you go first. I throw up. Frank, you've been pushing your stethoscope too far in your ears. -- Trapper, "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed"." There the doctors and nurses perform "meatball surgery" and otherwise do what they can to patch up the wounds (physical and/or psychological) of the war's casualties, all while staving off their own stress, fear, boredom, and fatigue. Here are some hilarious quotes from 'MASH'. Healing Grief Quotes 1. I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. An architectural wonder, one
I remember when I applied
For twenty-five years, the final episode of the series "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen", which aired on February 28, 1983 held the record for the most-watched single broadcast in U.S. television history, with a 60.2 rating (percent of households watching), a 77 share (percent of households watching, of those watching some program at that time), and a total audience of over 125 million viewers. ", 29. It's nice to be nice to the nice.-- Frank
With little help from the Stiers, who passed away in 2018, went off-script for another memorable moment in the finale as well. We asked everyone to wait a few minutes before joining us in the traditional wrap party, that we had one more piece of business to finish. He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife. "A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark." can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting
We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so its important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. Hawkeye Pierce: Henry, not for the world would I push you around. Summary: Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Where in the name of Carrie's Corset -- Potter
If I give one away, I'll only have two. 's camera panned the stricken faces of the cast, and then someone off-camera accidentally let a surgical instrument drop to the floor. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make
You blow another kiss, Pierce, and those lips will never walk again. Privacy Policy | Want to read more on M*A*S*H and other classic TV shows? Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. As actor Jamie Farr (who played Corporal Klinger) relates in The Complete Book of M*A*S*H, writer/director Larry Gelbart showed the cast the script's final page and solicited their comments before they assembled to shoot that memorable last scene: [T]he last episode of the third year when we read the [script] page and found out that Henry died, we were all stunned, and Larry [Gelbart] asked for comments and a lot of people had their say.
I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions." The love and friendship in that reaction was very real. lovely letter. --
Killing a character in a half-hour show had never been done before. Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, Lt. Col. Henry Blake, Capt. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; It's payday. Kidadl is supported by you, the reader. What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo -- Potter
He said that all of that starts with the people on the show. While local orphans attend a Christmas party in the mess tent, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret try to save the life of a critically injured solider so that his family won't think of Christmas as the day that their father died. -- Potter
"I wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf. "I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the A-train. The only thing Charles remembers fondly from his childhood is his hair. And they said, 'Yeah, we're not gin gonna let you go.' And I delighted in that.". Makes me proud every time I throw up. -- Charles
About Eleanor Simon, she did once or
By command of the new commanding officer, all
"I want foxholes there, there, there and there -- each one smartly dug. We hope you love our recommendations for products and services! -- Father Mulcahy. see you, while they can still see you.
It's Mrs. to someone who achieved her high rank and sex. The -- Hawkeye, "It's 3 'blessed' a.m.! ", 5. General Clark succeeds General Ridgeway who succeeded
A real killer." It's quarter to dead! -- Hawkeye
The series spanned 251 episodes and lasted almost four times as long as the war which served as its setting.
and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last
Assuring him I didn't, I gave each [actor] a copy of the scene to read to themselves. And then she got mad. That's where the rifle fella. I was heartsick. I'm nuts. "I don't know, but I really felt that was not quite right for Margaret in my heart. One special camera technique, Boom Up and Over, was new to television at the time; its use in sequences where camp announcements were shown from the "perspective" of the loudspeaker was groundbreaking and memorable. up my own mouth hole. As the longest-serving cast members on M*A*S*H, Alda and Swit always had a special bond off-screen. To celebrate the 40th anniversary of M*A*S*H's series finale, and the belated 50th anniversary of its series premiere last September, Swit shared other remarkable stories from her time at the 4077th, including why she led the charge to phase out Margaret's infamous nickname "Hot Lips" Houlihan during the run of the series, and the motivation behind Hawkeye and Houlihan's extra-long lip-lock in the final moments of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen.". I told you the food here should not be taken internally. Subscribe to our newsletter for new stories, tips & events. tonight's midnight movie will be seen at nine o'clock this morning. ", 49. The man is trying to be dull. Hawkeye, someone came in here and committed a neatness! Attention all personnel. 57. you're doing the CIA any favors. ", 43. Have
he dresses a lot like my wife -- Potter
-- Hawkeye, "How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose?" The show has some hilarious exchanges between its characters. ", Beautiful sentiments but not sentiments that Swit necessarily agrees with. -- Charles
You can't park a jeep over a superior officer!!! The main cast from Seasons 1-3. Never let it be said I didn't do the least I could do -- Hawkeye
-- Radar
With a screw driver I'm a regular Leonard daVinci -- Sgt. Read the best Hawkeye quotes from 'MASH'. Pigeon pellets! "Life Time" is told in Real Time, with a clock in the corner of the screen ticking off the minutes as the doctors race to replace a soldier's crushed aorta before he becomes paralyzed. Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week
-- Potter
I'm practicly
We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. how strange it was that they only had two hearts between them. NEXT: M*A*S*H: 6 BEST FRIENDSHIPS (& 4 WORST), 10 Quotes From M*A*S*H That Are Still Hilarious Today, TRAILER PARK BOYS: 10 HILARIOUS JULIAN QUOTES THAT'LL MAKE YOU WANT A DRINK, 10 BEST DISNEY TV SHOWS THAT STARTED AS MOVIES, 10 BEST CAPTAIN HOLT QUOTES FROM BROOKLYN NINE-NINE, 10 QUOTES FROM ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY, 10 QUOTES FROM GILMORE GIRLS THAT ARE STILL HILARIOUS TODAY, THE WALKING DEAD: 10 THINGS WRONG WITH CAROL AND EZEKIEL'S RELATIONSHIP, Young Sheldon S6 FINALLY Confirms Georgies Ludicrous TBBT Missy Story, The Conners Just Made Jackies Andy Retcon Even More Confusing, Disneys Double Show Cancellation Hints At Big Disney+ Changes. "Henry, you are bursting with something, your face could open a branch smile!". This does not influence our choices. ", 32. Attention all personnel. A good anesthesiologist is essential to any important surgical effort. -- Trapper
Praise the Lord and pass the sauce! So I didn't agree with that, but that's what they wanted her to do. Kalter, Suzy. -- Klinger
-- Potter
WebMajor Morris : That's right. ", 30. "Frank Burns: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet.
-- Klinger, "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish!
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